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[onevoice]

Well, it won't be as exciting as lighting people on fire, but possibly.

[omnipotens]

Obviously. I wasn't setting my expectations that high!
So what is it?

[onevoice]

I want a dog.

[omnipotens]

You should have thought of that when you rejected the one I gave you on Voyager!
Seeing as I can't actually create anything permanent of monetary value in this place.
I could of course snap my fingers and pull a dog from somewhere in the city and into your lap... that would be simple enough.

[onevoice]

Or you could be reasonable and go on a scavenger hunt and look for a dog.

[omnipotens]

Oh. Is that what it takes to be 'reasonable'?

[onevoice]

More reasonable than thinking that the ideal scenario is creating one!

[omnipotens]

If you say so. But I remain dubious.
What kind of dog do you want?

[onevoice]

You are the very definition of dubious.

Smallish. Moderately fluffy. I'm not actually picky. I'm lonely.

[omnipotens]

Lonely, really?
In that case, maybe I should check in on you more on top of getting you a dog.
Make sure you're never lonely.

[He might also be lonely too. Hush.]

[onevoice]

You should. Then I'd know you aren't lighting someone on fire. Or at least that you are, when you are.

[omnipotens]

Light one person on fire and you never hear the end of it!

[onevoice]

It was hot.

[ She's turning into a walking dad joke. ]

[omnipotens]

...

That was so awful it came back around to almost being a good joke.

[onevoice]

Ah, good. That's what I was hoping for.

[omnipotens]

I'll get you your dog.

[onevoice]

I'll check on you more often.

Have you met Pike?

[omnipotens]

Spoken with him on the network, but haven't met him in person.

[onevoice]

What's your impression of him?

[omnipotens]

Not sure yet. Still forming one.
He looks like the kind of Captain that would grace the cover of a Starfleet manual somewhere.

[onevoice]

I think the upstanding impression is mostly his hair.